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You know you're a Peace Corps Volunteer in Africa when...
Why Belle, from Beauty and the Beast, is actually a Peace Corps Morocco Volunteer
(Stolen from Rachel - a fellow YD volunteer, via Faye, via Hillary, via many others)
1. She reads books, and people think that's odd. It's especially odd because she carries them around with her all the time.
2. People scream "Bonjour!" at her from windowsills and alleyways.
3. She lives in a "little town...a quiet village."
4. Everyday is "like the one before." (also see: "Every morning [is] just the same since the morning that [she] came to this poor provincial town.)
5. She sees the baker first thing in the morning with the "same old bread and rolls to sell."
6. Minute 1:00 - She excitedly recounts to someone an important story (in her mind), and is politely dismissed because the story has nothing to do with the number or price of produce that day.
7. Minute 1:07 - People in town start talking about her behind her back. She doesn't notice -- it's almost as if they're speaking another language and she's happily strolling through town, oblivious to their comments...just smiling at them the whole time.
8. Minute 1:20 - She hitches a ride on a horse/donkey cart. This is a common occurrence in Peace Corps (though I can only comfortably speak to my experiences in Morocco). Sometimes there's no other transportation available, and hitch on a donkey cart, you must.
9. Minute 1:24 - People are greeting each other, not only saying hello, but asking about their families. Although their greetings here do not extend into the 30-second long salutation that we experience in the bled, I'm sure it would if the song had been longer if American audiences were judged patient enough to sit through that kind of thing.
10. Minute 1:30 - There is an exasperated woman with multiple babies in her arms.
11. Exasperated woman wants 6 eggs, but that's "too expensive." Six eggs would also be deemed preventively expensive in many places here as well.
12. Minute 1:35 - Belle says, "There must be more than this provincial life!" She's complaining again. She didn't say, "I miss peanut butter and Mexican food," but that's pretty much what she meant. Again, note the complaining. Peace Corps Volunteers are EXPERT complainers.
13. Bookstore owner is a cute little goat-looking man. Those are found in abundance in Morocco.
14. Minute 1:50- Belle climbs the ladder in the bookstore and swings it to the other side of the bookshelf. In a Barnes and Noble, this would prompt screaming store attendants, wary of a possible lawsuit when you fall. In Morocco (and in Belle's world), no problem. If you fall, Allah willed it.
15. Minute 2:00 - Belle goes on and on about how much she loves something, which basically requires the nice goat-man to give it to her. You often see this in Morocco.
16. Minute 2:02 - Men staring at her and trying to get her attention.
17. Minute 2:10 - Belle pats a random child's head. This is considered creepy in America, but in Morocco, PCVs are encourages to pat, hold, and feed random children.
18. Minute 2:21 - Belle sits in the town center next to the fountain, (like Morocco - except their fountain works) surrounded by sheep.
19. ...then Belle starts to talk to the sheep. Many a PCV talk to their pets, because they sometimes understand English better than the townspeople (or so they think).
20. Also, at the same moment, you see a woman washing her clothes in the public water source. Hopefully she's not using Tide and exposing us all to dangerous levels of phosphates.
21. Minute 3:00- Townsfolk say they think she's beautiful because she's fair. Moroccans often say this about light-skinned Americans. Belle, on the other hand, probably fancies a nice tan (and could probably use one, too).
22. Minute 3:20 - Gaston wears tight Euro-trash pants and shirt, and obviously thinks more of himself than he should. Reminds me of a few select 20-something boys in Morocco.
23. Minute 3:35-4:00 - Gaston wants to marry the foreign girl because he thinks she's pretty.
24. Minute 4:45 - Townsfolk joyfully remark how Belle doesn't "quite" fit in (even if she has been there for almost 2 years!).
25. Minute 4:55 - Everyone is staring at her.
2. People scream "Bonjour!" at her from windowsills and alleyways.
3. She lives in a "little town...a quiet village."
4. Everyday is "like the one before." (also see: "Every morning [is] just the same since the morning that [she] came to this poor provincial town.)
5. She sees the baker first thing in the morning with the "same old bread and rolls to sell."
6. Minute 1:00 - She excitedly recounts to someone an important story (in her mind), and is politely dismissed because the story has nothing to do with the number or price of produce that day.
7. Minute 1:07 - People in town start talking about her behind her back. She doesn't notice -- it's almost as if they're speaking another language and she's happily strolling through town, oblivious to their comments...just smiling at them the whole time.
8. Minute 1:20 - She hitches a ride on a horse/donkey cart. This is a common occurrence in Peace Corps (though I can only comfortably speak to my experiences in Morocco). Sometimes there's no other transportation available, and hitch on a donkey cart, you must.
9. Minute 1:24 - People are greeting each other, not only saying hello, but asking about their families. Although their greetings here do not extend into the 30-second long salutation that we experience in the bled, I'm sure it would if the song had been longer if American audiences were judged patient enough to sit through that kind of thing.
10. Minute 1:30 - There is an exasperated woman with multiple babies in her arms.
11. Exasperated woman wants 6 eggs, but that's "too expensive." Six eggs would also be deemed preventively expensive in many places here as well.
12. Minute 1:35 - Belle says, "There must be more than this provincial life!" She's complaining again. She didn't say, "I miss peanut butter and Mexican food," but that's pretty much what she meant. Again, note the complaining. Peace Corps Volunteers are EXPERT complainers.
13. Bookstore owner is a cute little goat-looking man. Those are found in abundance in Morocco.
14. Minute 1:50- Belle climbs the ladder in the bookstore and swings it to the other side of the bookshelf. In a Barnes and Noble, this would prompt screaming store attendants, wary of a possible lawsuit when you fall. In Morocco (and in Belle's world), no problem. If you fall, Allah willed it.
15. Minute 2:00 - Belle goes on and on about how much she loves something, which basically requires the nice goat-man to give it to her. You often see this in Morocco.
16. Minute 2:02 - Men staring at her and trying to get her attention.
17. Minute 2:10 - Belle pats a random child's head. This is considered creepy in America, but in Morocco, PCVs are encourages to pat, hold, and feed random children.
18. Minute 2:21 - Belle sits in the town center next to the fountain, (like Morocco - except their fountain works) surrounded by sheep.
19. ...then Belle starts to talk to the sheep. Many a PCV talk to their pets, because they sometimes understand English better than the townspeople (or so they think).
20. Also, at the same moment, you see a woman washing her clothes in the public water source. Hopefully she's not using Tide and exposing us all to dangerous levels of phosphates.
21. Minute 3:00- Townsfolk say they think she's beautiful because she's fair. Moroccans often say this about light-skinned Americans. Belle, on the other hand, probably fancies a nice tan (and could probably use one, too).
22. Minute 3:20 - Gaston wears tight Euro-trash pants and shirt, and obviously thinks more of himself than he should. Reminds me of a few select 20-something boys in Morocco.
23. Minute 3:35-4:00 - Gaston wants to marry the foreign girl because he thinks she's pretty.
24. Minute 4:45 - Townsfolk joyfully remark how Belle doesn't "quite" fit in (even if she has been there for almost 2 years!).
25. Minute 4:55 - Everyone is staring at her.
Oh my god.
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